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Beef Herds & Closet Cases Are My Kryptonite
I want to live until I'm a hundred. I'd also like to be really, really fucking rich. I only want to achieve the former so long as my essential parts (read: penis) do not resemble wilting ...
Humor 05 Jul 2008
Need Some New Dancewear?
Everyone knows that wearing clothes that make you feel good improves your confidence and that is why it makes sense to pick your dancewear carefully. Get it wrong with an over the top outfit covered i...
Humor 05 Jul 2008
How To Make People Laugh
If you haven’t thought you're amusing enough to make your friends laugh, then this is the right tutorial for you and your friends,as it teaches you various ways that will make you improve those skil...
Humor 05 Jul 2008
Recession Proof
What an extraordinary sense of freedom I had this morning after quitting my job. No thought went into my decision. The President has taught me that too much thinking can lead to indecisiveness. After...
Humor 05 Jul 2008
Bitch-O-Scope Horoscopes - July 2008
Cancer - The first 15 days of this month you are going to be walking on air, which isn't normal for a water sign. Are you scared yet? You are not happy unless there is something to bitch about,...
Humor 05 Jul 2008
Life's Problem Solvers: Duct Tape and WD40
"All of life's problems can be solved with two things--duct tape and WD40. If it moves and it shouldn't, you need duct tape. And if it doesn't move and it should, you need WD40."--Unknown ...
Humor 05 Jul 2008
Asia is Taking Over the World
So the latest results are in and it's official: Asia is basically taking over the world. This article is an, ahem, professional examination of why this is the case and what it could mean for you a...
Humor 05 Jul 2008
12 Funny Reasons Why School is Good for You
You know how everyone's always complaining that they hate school, and talking about how much it sucks? Well, they're WRONG! School is good for you, and here's why: 1. School will make you enj...
Humor 05 Jul 2008
Latrine Lackey Does Not Merit Tipping
So here I was last night dining on a fine slab a cow and washing it down with a few adult beverages, when it became time to use the facilities. I was treating myself to a more upscale eatery because I...
Humor 05 Jul 2008
Dog Days of Summer
Dog Days begin July 3rd, but only in the Northern Hemisphere. In the Southern Hemisphere, it's the beginning of Penguin Days. Today's exciting Dog Days trivia question: - What are Dog Days anyway...
Humor 05 Jul 2008
LIST OF 12 PEOPLE THAT WE ALL HATE
In today's society, I think we will all admit that our congeniality towards our fellow human is often not where it should be. Too often there is road rage or shouting and arguing towards our fellow Ea...
Humor 05 Jul 2008

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